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Cards Against Humanity Presents
Eight Sensible Gifts for Hanukkah
שמונה מתנות הגיונית לחנוכה
You sign up and give us $15 right now, and we’ll send you eight mystery gifts throughout December. This is the last time we're doing this holiday bullshit thing. Get in on it while you still can.
You give us $15 right now.
We’ll prepare your mystery gifts as you wait patiently.
You’ll receive eight gifts throughout December.
All of this, and you still can’t call your mother?