150,000 people signed up to receive eight mystery gifts in December. Every few days, we’ll reveal the gifts on this site. Read the FAQ if you’re flummoxed.

Also, we’ve hidden a puzzle in this year’s gifts. Go to hanukkah.lol to join.

Night One

A Pair of Socks

For the first night of Hanukkah, we sent everyone socks.

Night Two

A Pair of Socks

For the second night of Hanukkah, we sent everyone socks.

Night Three

A Pair of Socks

For the third night of Hanukkah, we sent everyone socks.

Night Four

An Investment

For the fourth night of Hanukkah, we invested your dollar into the Cards Against Humanity US Treasury Inflation Protected Securities Fund.

Night Five

Chicago Public Media

For the fifth night of Hanukkah, we gave everyone’s money to WBEZ, Chicago’s NPR station, and made 150,000 people NPR members for one year. One tiny step toward keeping Americans from getting even dumber in a time when public funding for education, arts, and culture is at a historic low. Read more about it here

Night Six

A Week Off

For the sixth night, we gave our overseas printer a week of paid vacation. Read more about it here.

Night Seven

Picasso

For the seventh night, we purchased ​Tête de Faune​, an original 1962 Picasso, and now you get to decide what happens to it.

Night Eight

Short May You Reign

For the eighth and final night of Hanukkah, we declared 150,000 people king of the for-real castle we bought in Ireland. Read more here.